Fornication Under Consent of the King

Posted on March 9, 2008 at 19:28 Down the Drain 16 Comments

My tiyo (uncle) died and I lost my cellphone. Next week is hell week. About the title, well, pick out the first letter of the capitalized words and then, imagine me cursing it.

The week to die for

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Big Fat Liar

Posted on March 5, 2008 at 16:23 Down the Drain 8 Comments

SELECT DISTINCT customer_name
FROM borrower
WHERE customer_name IN (SELECT customer_name FROM depositor)

=

SELECT DISTINCT customer_name
FROM borrower b, depositor d
WHERE b.customer_name = d.customer_name

Holy shot you didn’t say that, right? It is just so unfair when someone takes credit from you — be it big or small. See dude, I was the one who thought of the equality and asked our classmate who, in turn, asked you. Now, why did you raise the question as if it was your own? You attempted to let our classmate say it but you did not! What the heck. You may be ahead of me in our good old exercises but the crap I care. I was never astonished by all your greatness. Bastard.